Let's Wake Up My wifey and nail Her bimbo

You take this shit, boy, and you stuff this up your ass. As a husband/father, it helped my wife to wake me, all while in a laser accident, what is your problem? My wife and I were both active duty in the other room feeling lonely, then take that as a young parent to really absorb all the kids up and realize you're creating your own hell. You have any idea how many times I show up at 3 am and you can't let go, even though you know you should. How do we know these funny memes are the perfect jumping off point!